🍎 The Most Useless but Legendary Apple 🍎


Yeah, it’s just an apple… or is it? 👀

This is not your average fruit. This is THE apple. The one that survived the fridge purge, witnessed drama, and now seeks a new home. 🏡


✨ Features:

– Red, shiny, full of personality 😎

– 100% natural (unlike most relationships) 💔

– Probably the same apple Newton used to discover gravity 🍏💫


Why buy it?

Because life’s short and buying a random apple might just be the main character moment you’ve been waiting for. 🎬


📦 Comes with good vibes and a sprinkle of chaos.

🔥 Only ONE available — don’t let someone else become the proud owner 

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