AN APPLE
4 €
Dettagli del prodotto🍎 The Most Useless but Legendary Apple 🍎
Yeah, it’s just an apple… or is it? 👀
This is not your average fruit. This is THE apple. The one that survived the fridge purge, witnessed drama, and now seeks a new home. 🏡
✨ Features:
– Red, shiny, full of personality 😎
– 100% natural (unlike most relationships) 💔
– Probably the same apple Newton used to discover gravity 🍏💫
Why buy it?
Because life’s short and buying a random apple might just be the main character moment you’ve been waiting for. 🎬
📦 Comes with good vibes and a sprinkle of chaos.
🔥 Only ONE available — don’t let someone else become the proud owner
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